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10. “I
love this game, but I like myself a little bit more.”
-- Colorado
Rockies Pitcher Darren Oliver when a swarm of bees invaded
the field and forced a game between the team and rival
Arizona Diamondbacks, to be called after five innings.
9.
“All of our chili suppliers report no accidents.”
-- Wendy’s
spokesman in response to a
missing person’s search for the owner of a partial finger
served in a customer’s bowl of chili.
8.
“You can't stop the defense from putting on a full-blown
defense and I mean just that.”
--Michael
Jackson’s defense attorney warned Judge Rodney Melville,
following the Judge’s ruling that prosecutors can introduce
past sexual abuse allegations during the king of pop’s child
molestation trial.
7. “The Enquirer invented the celebrity magazine, but
it is now a very crowded market, so now it has to return to
what it once did in its heyday, which is a wonderful mix of
celebrity, national crime stories, real-life stories and
service, lots of service,”
--National Enquirer editor Paul Field, reacting to the
tabloid’s forthcoming British debut.
6. “What’s Up Doc?”
--Bugs Bunny…Critics are outraged over Warner Bros.’
plans to
make Bugs a futuristic and harsh looking
superhero
in an upcoming film.
5.
“We're two fabulous world-champion tennis players.”
-- Celebrity tennis icons Venus and Serena Williams, on
their plans to launch a reality TV show.
4.
“I'm very proud of what NCR has achieved during my tenure as
CEO, and I'm confident that…the momentum will continue.”
--Mark
Hurd, the NCR veteran will succeed ousted
Hewlett
Packard President Carly Fiorina.
3.
“People who aren't paying their taxes shift the burden to
the rest of us.”
-- IRS
Commissioner Mark Everson, on America’s
unpaid tax
gap, which is now topping $300 billion a year.
2.
“We survived.”
--Michigan
State Coach Tom Izzo after the Spartan’s victory over
Kentucky that will send them to the Final Four.
1. “If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.”
--
The late Johnnie Cochran during closing arguments in
the 1995 O.J. Simpson trial. |
